New Star Wars themed TIE Fighter Steel Nutcracker available on Walmart.com

Walmart has debuted a new Star Wars themed steel nutcracker of an Imperial Tie Fighter! This nutcracker costs $25 and shipping is free.

According to the details:

Officially licensed Star Wars Tie Fighter Nutcracker

Crush your nuts Rebel pecans, Jedi almonds

TIE Fighters may be fragile, but they’re strong enough to crush your nuts. Rebel pecans, Jedi almonds, your only escape now is through my GI tract!

The Star Wars TIE Fighter nutcracker is made of solid steel capable of hacking open every alliance of nuts on the planet, except those like my own that are also made of solid steel.

To use, insert the desired nut into the Fighter’s central chamber and then twist its wing to drive a threaded bolt through the doomed exterior. Mmmm, hazelnuts.

They’re like crunchy Nutella.

Granted, using a TIE Fighter nutcracker to access the flesh of your favorite fatty proteins may not be as cool as cracking them using the Force, but at least the TIE Fighter, like…actually works.

Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 5.7 x 2.7 inches

Item Weight: 1 pounds

Ages 12 years and up

Inspired by Star Wars

Here are a couple of photos of this cool nutcracker: